I love to make decisions using all the available data. For example a spinning wheel with Yes or No. Or one with all the places you can go when you have time to spare in Europe. But this week in…
Stop and go
We all know I only have two speeds – stop and go. So if I get off the lounge or go to a bar it’s unlikely it will be a short walk or just one drink. I arrived in London…
Is there a sign on my head?
Do I have sign on my head that encourages unwelcome touching? I’m pretty sure I’m the last person on earth who does. Note: See answer #4 if you’re not sure. So on Friday night, there was not one but two…
Do you know anyone who can…?
People call me quite regularly and say “do you know anyone who can…?” Note: I’m going to save time by giving you a clue. I say yes every time. Back in 2011 a guy I knew called me and said:…
Logos for life
I’ve taken to graphic design lately. More specifically, logos. As you know I love an acronym. And when you put an acronym in a square, it becomes a logo. And that, my friends, is motivational. I will give you an…
What goes on tour…
Have you been wondering if the Festival might be over? Or the Tour, especially The Wild American Tour (TWAT)? Well it isn’t. What better way to reboot than with a quick visit to Vegas where what goes on tour stays…
Wiffling with benefits
Wiffling is really taking off. Just doing Whatever I F@#$%!* Feel Like has been a total revelation. And as it turns out, it can be added to. For example, we all know I have invented a new sport called Sit…
Death and taxes
There is nothing wrong with wildly overstating things. For example, this may have been the greatest day of my life. Ben Franklin said: nothing is certain except death and taxes. In Australia we have the GST which is the Goods…
New year, new acronym
It’s no secret that I’m fond of a saying. And I love an acronym even more. Who can forget the FOT? Or FOI. Or the TWATs for that matter. Well lucky for all of us, inspiration has struck again. I…
Tristan… where are you?
I just went to Tassie for New Year. For those overseas folk, that’s Tasmania, the little island at the bottom of Australia. Great food, wine and scenery. And hardly any people. And yet everywhere we went people seemed to know…