I’ve changed. You know how I always used to say I can’t rule anything in or out? Apparently I can. I realised the other day that the list of words and acronyms I’ve invented is so extensive that I almost…
Tag: festival of Tina
Quite Good
I’m strongly considering opening a bar. Why, you ask? Why not, I say. The main reason is because I’m very experienced at going to bars. I have so many years of Tina’s Bar Investigations (TBI) under my belt, I know…
The spinning wheel says yes
Where has Tina been, you’ve been asking? The time has been evenly split between the lounge and talking to a new bunch of angry people. But what I’ve learned – again – is that if it’s not better than lying…
Call the Fun Police
Sometimes cruises, parties, nightclubs and just life in general need a bit of help to Be More Fun. Or to Be Less Shit. That’s where we come in. We’ve recently realised that we have a unique skill. The dance floor…
Hats off
You might remember that the TWAT hats first premiered on a trip to the USA, a few years ago. It turns out they are the gift that keeps on giving. It was September 2022 when Karen first had the idea…
Say goodbye Wayne
I love a road trip. But even for me, four 9 hour drives in two weeks might be too many. You could be excused for thinking that the worst part was the 65 dead kangaroos. Or the 5 dead foxes.…
Stop and go
We all know I only have two speeds – stop and go. So if I get off the lounge or go to a bar it’s unlikely it will be a short walk or just one drink. I arrived in London…
Do you know anyone who can…?
People call me quite regularly and say “do you know anyone who can…?” Note: I’m going to save time by giving you a clue. I say yes every time. Back in 2011 a guy I knew called me and said:…
What goes on tour…
Have you been wondering if the Festival might be over? Or the Tour, especially The Wild American Tour (TWAT)? Well it isn’t. What better way to reboot than with a quick visit to Vegas where what goes on tour stays…
Wiffling with benefits
Wiffling is really taking off. Just doing Whatever I F@#$%!* Feel Like has been a total revelation. And as it turns out, it can be added to. For example, we all know I have invented a new sport called Sit…